~Why is my life governed by passwords. And how do I keep them all straight.
~No matter how hard I try, I usually say too much
~I love the Radioshack commercial with the Nutcracker who has a laptop and his singing sugar plum fairies. He makes music with his friends and has back-up singers.
~I want food but I neither want to make it, order it or go get it. Man I don't know how the Indians did it.
~Have you ever tried to stop thinking. Try it. I bet you can't do it.
~My dogs always bark at doorbells on the TV.
~I better win this fantasy football crap. Because it is my FANTASY so shouldn't I at least get to win at that?
~Why is Chick-fil-A closed on Sundays. God made CHIKIN we should get to enjoy it after church, right? (no I did not go to church today, should have but didn't)
~Where did the Orbits guy get that cool inflatable flying car thing? I want one!
~I wish I could get that "Christmas Light Glow" on my house all year.
~Diet Coke is the sweet nectar. It always makes me feel better.
~Why do female sports commentators usually speak like they are trying to sould like men?
~Seriously I am starving.
~And now I feel guilty because there are small childrens on the TV that ARE actually STARVING. I just ate a tupperware full of StoveTop I am by no means starving.
~Come on Roddy White. Or should I say Matt Ryan? Whatever.
It doesn't stop. It doesn't stop.